news.admin.net-abuse.squash.tim_skirvin.and-gang - Suggested by Bob Allisat, made as part of a forged-newgroup attack. Helped lead to the implementation of PGP verification for control messages.
alt.tim-skirvin.baby-boy Just a boring alt.* group.
free.skirvin.what.where.you.thinking My first personal free.* group, only slightly misspelled.