(___)   (___)  (___) (___)      (___)   (___)   (___) (___)
    (o o(___)o o)(___)o) (o o) (___)(o o(___)o o)(___) o) (o o)(___)
     \ /(o o)\ / (o o)/ (___)  (o o) \ /(o o)\ / (o o) /(___)/ (o o)
      O  \ /  O   \ /O  (o o)   \ /   O  \ /  O   \ / O (o o)   \ / 
    (__)  O (==)   O(__) \ /(||) O  (__)  O (__)    (  ) \ /(__) O
    (oo)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)(##)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)
     \/ (oo) \/ (oo) \/ (,,) \/ (oo) \/ (oo) \/ (oo) \/ (--) \/ (OO)
    (__) \/ (__) \/ (__) \/ (__) \/ (__) \/ (__) \/ (,,) \/ (__) \/  
    (**)(__)(--)(__)(oo)(__)(00)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__) 
     \/ (oo) \/ (oo) \/ (oo) \/ (oo) \/ (**) \/ (OO) \/ (??) \/ (oo)
    (__) \/ (__) \/ (__) \/ (__) \/ (__) \/ (__) \/ (__) \/ (__) \/ 
    (oo)(__)(oo)(__)(@@)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)(oo)(__)(-0)(,,)(oo)(__) 
     \/ (o_) \/ (oo) \/ (oo) \/ (o#) \/ (oo) \/ (oo) \/ (oo) \/ (oo) 
         \/      \/      \/      \/      \/      \/      \/      \/

		  So many cows.  Which one will you eat?  
	        	  Murphy's Pub.  Noon.  

I've been sending out weekly notices about beef at Murphy's Pub in Urbana - Wednesdays are Bacon Mega Cheeseburger day, so me and my friends go there for lunch. And I like drawing cows in ASCII (or, as is usually the case, stealing the pictures from Big Dave's Cow Pages).

And here's a few examples:

Jess Olson  writes:

> Tim draw a cow!  Draw bun-bun killing the cow and finding it's magicial
> steaks.

          (__)      Moo!  I was once the six-legged cow, but Bun-Bun has
          (oo) ---  found my magical steak!  It was leg-steak!  Eat the
   /-------\/       rest of me in 1 1/3 hours at Murphy's, or I will
  / |     ||        explode!
 *  |||---||
    ^^^   ^^

May 01, 2002

 \___/
 cO Oc        Look at the proof that Tim is evil!  For I am a Cow-Chicken!
 _| |_   ---  My meatiness is not in question, but my life is horrible!
/ |_| \       Aaah!  Eat me at Murphy's today, and perhaps I will be allowed
|     |       to die!
\ /-\ /
 |   |
 ^   ^

Jul 03, 2002

         (__)  (__)                Fear us!  We are the twin cows of the
         (oo)  (oo)           ---  apocalypse, who have come because one
  /-------\/    \/-------\         our brethren was not summoned to Murphy's
 / |     ||      ||     | \        Pub last week at noon!  Moo!  As revenge,
*  ||----||      ||----||  *       we will RE-OPEN GREEN STREET! Moomoomoo!
   ~~    ~~      ~~    ~~

Jul 31, 2002

And here's the full list:

• 16 Mar 2005
• 26 Jan 2005, 05 Jan 2005
• 18 Aug 2004
• 21 Jul 2004
• 16 Jun 2004, 09 Jun 2004, 02 Jun 2004
• 26 May 2004, 19 May 2004, 12 May 2004, 05 May 2004
• 28 Apr 2004, 21 Apr 2004, 14 Apr 2004, 07 Apr 2004
• 31 Mar 2004
• 31 Dec 2003, 10 Dec 2003
• 08 Oct 2003
• 03 Sep 2003
• 30 Jul 2003, 23 Jul 2003, 09 Jul 2003
• 25 Jun 2003, 18 Jun 2003
• 28 May 2003, 21 May 2003, 07 May 2003
• 30 Apr 2003, 23 Apr 2003, 16 Apr 2003, 02 Apr 2003
• 26 Mar 2003, 19 Mar 2003, 12 Mar 2003, 05 Mar 2003
• 26 Feb 2003, 19 Feb 2003, 12 Feb 2003, 05 Feb 2003
• 29 Jan 2003, 22 Jan 2003, 15 Jan 2003, 08 Jan 2003
• 18 Dec 2002
• 20 Nov 2002, 13 Nov 2002
• 30 Oct 2002, 23 Oct 2002, 16 Oct 2002, 09 Oct 2002, 02 Oct 2002
• 25 Sep 2002, 18 Sep 2002, 11 Sep 2002, 04 Sep 2002
• 28 Aug 2002, 21 Aug 2002, 14 Aug 2002, 07 Aug 2002
• 31 Jul 2002, 17 Jul 2002, 10 Jul 2002, 03 Jul 2002
• 26 Jun 2002, 19 Jun 2002, 12 Jun 2002, 05 Jun 2002
• 22 May 2002, 08 May 2002, 01 May 2002
• 10 Apr 2002, 03 Apr 2002
• 27 Mar 2002, 06 Mar 2002
• 27 Feb 2002, 20 Feb 2002, 13 Feb 2002, 06 Feb 2002
• 30 Jan 2002, 23 Jan 2002, 16 Jan 2002

Oh yeah, and some of the above aren't really cows, they're meat-related stories or posts.

• 2002/04/03 - Jai's 'QUADR0-P0UNDER' post.
• 2002/10/02 - Dog In Elk.

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